Windshield collection

I guess since so many things went down last week, I have to make up for it by doing nothing for the rest of the month.

This is my collection of things that have been left on my car windshield that I don't like.

So far a parking ticket and a letter that reads "Welcome to Jersey. We tow cars parked like that. Thanx".
I didn't really get that one. My car was parked fine. I guess someone just didn't want me parking in front of their house. Welcome to Jersey? Fuck this place.